Fuck It List
Basically everything that you just wanna say "fuck it" to. And people say I waste my time in math class. Attention: This list is not intended to cause drama. Each part of the Fuck It List was thought of and written depending on where I was located and what was going on at the time. Many opinions may have changed for any one of the topics listed below. |  |
1) Fuck it- All of it.
2) Fuck your face- Reminds me of everything I hate.
3) Fuck guys- Selfish ass holes.
4) Fuck your opinion- If I want it, I'll ask for it.
5) Fuck pools- Sorry for not wanting to swim in random stranger's piss.
6) Fuck red lights- Can't stop me.
7) Fuck homework- Seven hours of "learning" is long enough. |  |
8) Fuck ignorance- Pull your head out of your ass.
9) Fuck "god"- Even I can come up with a better lie.
10) Fuck life- Completely overrated.
11) Fuck lights- Everything fun happens in the dark.
12) Fuck being sober- Pass the bud.
13) Fuck eye liner- Gonna cry it all off eventually.
14) Fuck child birth- Too many people anyway.
15) Fuck rules- Life has no boundaries.
16) Fuck math- We have calculators.
17) Fuck stupid people- Making up 99% of the population.
18) Fuck falling- Ground is not my friend. |  |
19) Fuck reality- My imagination is better.
20) Fuck small dicks- Oh, the irony.
21) Fuck rumors- Say it to my face.
22) Fuck money- Turns people ugly.
23) Fuck wanna be know it alls- You can't tell your face from your ass.
24) Fuck periods- Looks like a vagina exploded.
25) Fuck alarm clock- I'll get up when I want.
26) Fuck evolution- Barley made any progress.
27) Fuck history- They're all dead.
28) Fuck anal sex- Get the fuck off.
29) Fuck peer pressure- It's my life.
30) Fuck dead lines- Don't rush perfection.
31) Fuck condoms- Pull out.
32) Fuck immaturity- Gotta draw the line somewhere.
33) Fuck English class- Already speak it.
34) Fuck cops- Power hungry morons.
35) Fuck teachers's pets- Go suck a dick.
36) Fuck crowds- Respect the damn bubble.
37) Fuck bitches- Nevermind, they do that plenty. |  |
38) Fuck two faced people- Pick one and stick with it.
39) Fuck marriage- Trapped in something that won't last.
40) Fuck pearl jewelry- You wear it despite how stupid you look.
41) Fuck faking a smile- It's not like you care either way.
42) Fuck the bus- Smells like cat piss.
43) Fuck the crisis unit- Douche bags watching you 24/7.
44) Fuck small talks- Get to the point.
45) Fuck giving head- It's called a blow JOB for a reason.
46) Fuck paying attention- Won't remember anyway.
47) Fuck love- Complete and total bullshit.
48) Fuck hard floors- Rather get laid on carpet.
49) Fuck spiders- Damn ninja bastards. |  |
50) Fuck listening- Heard it all before.
51) Fuck crying- Can't be weak.
52) Fuck therapy- I have friends for that.
53) Fuck paper cuts- Not deep enough.
54) Fuck emotions- Always interfering.
55) Fuck pink painted toe nails- Black is where it's at.
56) Fuck class mates- Annoying ignorant losers.
57) Fuck dress code- It's my flesh.
58) Fuck sympathy- Cry me a river.
59) Fuck medication- Changes me.
60) Fuck liars- Too much of a pussy to speak the truth.
61) Fuck centeral angels- No point in learning it, never gonna use it.
62) Fuck spray tans- Looks like you're a friggin oompa loompa. |  |
63) Fuck memories- Reminding of what I no longer have.
64) Fuck saftey precautions- We all die sooner or later.
65) Fuck rap- Meaningless slurred words.
64) Fuck gangs- Grow the eff up.
65) Fuck babies- Fluids comin outta both ends.
66) Fuck SATs- One single test doesn't determine my potential.
67) Fuck yellow lights- Can't slow me down.
68) Fuck Hollister- Trapped in a maze of ugly clothes, shallow people, terrible noises that can't be classified as music, and perfume that smells like dog shit. |  WELCOME TO HOLLISTER |
